for men and women



for all occasions



tote bags & koozies

Welcome to the home of Funny Cancer Cards and Gifts. Here at LumpyCards we know that cancer can be really scary and depressing, so why would we sell sappy sympathy cards like everyone else? Non-Cancers (people not in the cancer community) sometimes see our funny cancer cards as taboo or untouchable topics, but cancer patients love them because they provide comic relief. After all, our minds need a break from this life or death situation! Are you ready to make someone smile? Enjoy our beautiful store!

Watch our TV Interview!

The Real Daytime TV interviews LumpyCards founder, Lexi Timmons (now Lexi Quintero), about the inspiration of her company and why cancer patients need these products.