Boobs Tried To Kill Me



Breast cancer tried but will not succeed! If you know a breast cancer patient who’s about to have or has already had a mastectomy, this card is for you – Lighten the mood and make her laugh!

Blank inside so you can pour your heart out!

People, don’t just sign and send! These cards are meant for you to fill them up with how much you care and want to help, support and love them through their challenging and scary time. This is your chance to be the best friend you can possibly be!

A2 (4 1/4  x  5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.

Don’t see the card design you’re looking for? Email, describing what you want on your card, and I’ll do my best to design it for you, and add it to the website!

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