Cancer can suck it



Inspiration behind the Cancer can suck it, Funny Cancer Greeting Cards

Cancer sucks, so why make it worse with a sappy, pastel pink, “sorry you’re sick” greeting card? Here at LumpyCards, we believe a sense of humor can help you get through a lot. Most cancer patients like crass humor when it comes to expressing their feelings of cancer. Make them laugh with this Cancer can suck it, Funny Cancer Greeting Cards from LumpyCards!

Get our matching Cancer can suck it Ladies Shirt here!

Writing on the card: Cancer can suck a bowl of (nuts emoji)

Blank on the inside so you can fill it up!   PLEASE fill the card with your heartfelt sentiments. Don’t just sign and send- write as much as you can on the inside of the card, after all, those words matter the more than what’s on the cover.

Humor is Healing

We’ve heard over and over that humor has helped so many cancer patients get through their darkest times, and you may be surprised that their sense of humor is more crass than you would think appropriate. Although this kind of humor isn’t for everyone, we’ve seen these types of cards and jokes are very well-received by cancer patients. Funny cards and shirts can be extremely uplifting and encouraging for patients in the midst of a seemingly endless treatment regimen.

Make him or her feel loved by gifting him a funny shirt and tote bag too! Don’t forget, humor is healing and works great for comic relief, but cancer can be a very sensitive subject. But be sure to round it out with lots of love and caring – call him or her often and offer to help. Here’s an article to make sure he or she knows you care: 28 Ways to Show You Care

A2 (4 1/4  x  5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.

Don’t see the card design you’re looking for? Email, describing what you want on your card, and I’ll do my best to design it for you, and add it to the website!

Shipping time: Greeting cards are shipped in 2-5 business days. Add shipping times on top of that.  LumpyCards is not responsible for orders lost in the mail or orders arriving late. Please select a shipping method that allows for more than enough time for delivery. See shipping policy for details.

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