Piss on Cancer Card



This Piss on Cancer Card is the best way to make any cancer patient or survivor laugh. Great for close friends and family or even casual acquaintances. No explanation need, the LumpyCards dog says it all!

Blank inside so you can pour your heart out.

A Cancer Card a Week!

If you know someone diagnosed with cancer, chances are they’re feeling overwhelmed and scared. Make it a habit to send them frequent reminders that you care and you’re willing to help. Start with this Piss on Cancer Card. And don’t forget to actually OFFER to help! Ask if you can take the kids to school this week or bring them dinner one night a week. Better yet, tell your friend about takethemameal.com, where your friend can set up a schedule of when they need some help cooking, like on chemo, radiation or surgery days.

A2 (4 1/4  x  5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.

Don’t see the card design you’re looking for? Email lexi@lumpycards.com, describing what you want on your card, and I’ll do my best to design it for you, and add it to the website!

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