Piss on Cancer
The best cancer card to make any cancer patient or survivor laugh. Great for close friends and family or even casual acquaintances. No explanation need, the LumpyCards dog says it all!
Blank inside so you can pour your heart out.
4 x 5 1/4 matte greeting card. Includes white envelope. Printed in Los Angeles, California.
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A Cancer Card a Week!
If you know someone diagnosed with cancer, chances are they’re feeling overwhelmed and scared. Make it a habit to send them frequent reminders that you care and you’re willing to help. And don’t forget to actually OFFER to help! Ask if you can take the kids to school this week or bring them dinner one night a week. Better yet, tell your friend about takethemameal.com, where your friend can set up a schedule of when they need some help cooking, like on chemo, radiation or surgery days.
**Please note, there are 2 variations of this card – one with the dog peeing on just the word, “cancer” and one with the dog peeing on a fire hydrant with the word, “cancer” on it. Please specify which one you want in the order details when you place the order. Say either, “text only” or “fire hydrant.” If you don’t specify which design you want, we will send you whichever one we have the most in stock at the time of order.**
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