Cancer Humor Tote Bag, Profane




This Cancer Humor Tote Bag gives just the profane release needed from Cancer Land.

If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard a well-intentioned friend or family member tell someone with cancer how it’s an opportunity for growth, or that “when so-and-so had cancer, they said it transformed them as a person and changed their life for the better.” Really, people?! As a daughter of a two-time breast cancer survivor, and an oncology nurse, I’ve heard things like this way too many times. Although these things may very be true for many people, it’s not a nice thing to hear when you’re in the trenches of chemotherapy.

Writing on front: Cancer, AFGO (Another F*@%ING Growth Opportunity).

A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters, from the grocery store on Tuesday, to the cancer center on Thursday, to the cancer cancer walk on Saturday morning. Get one for yourself and for a friend too (and don’t forget the oncology nurse!) 😉

• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag 15″ x 15″ (38.1cm x 38.1cm)
• Capacity – 2.6 US gal (10l)
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5cm)

See the matching profane cancer greeting card here.

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