Dog Peeing on Cancer Shirt, Unisex T-Shirt


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This Dog Peeing on Cancer Shirt is the best funny cancer shirt there is! It’s a short-sleeve shirt for men and women, and it comes in multiple colors.

If you’ve ever known someone with cancer, you might already be aware that they don’t appreciate sympathy. No one likes to be felt sorry for, especially when they’re dealing with something so hard. Along my path when I was an oncology nurse, giving chemotherapy 5 days a week I met many, many cancer patients. So many of them would complain about how everyone always treated them differently when they were going through treatment. Some even chose not to tell friends or family that they had cancer because they didn’t want their sympathy. My mom in particular, when she was battling breast cancer, told me once that the sympathy cards she’d received made her feel like she was already dead. One thing was clear, no one wanted a sappy, depressing cancer gift or greeting card. Which is the whole reason I created LumpyCards!

Make them laugh!

I’m sure you’ve heard that laughter is the best medicine. Even though it’s not appropriate at every moment in the cancer journey, it’s definitely helpful to cheer someone up with a little laughter. Cancer humor can relieve some tension around the topic, letting them know that you see them, and you’re there to support and encourage them.

Choose your favorite cancer awareness organization to go to a fundraising event in the name of your friend/family member who has cancer. Invite some friends for added support. Order matching shirts and send us a picture of you and your team, we’ll share it on social media.

This is one of our original LumpyCards graphics, and it’s the one that started it all! The Dog Peeing on Cancer is our most popular design, available in a greeting card, mug, hat and more. Now on a high quality, unisex shirt, so you can order one for everyone, in every color!

I would like to personally invite you to spread the laughter and positivity and share these products with cancer center or hospital. They can make a greater impact if they’re seen in cancer center gift shops, beauty salons and souvenir shops. If you know someone that would like to order them wholesale, let me know at

About the shirt itself:

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Brand: Printed on a Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt with Tear Away Label

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Search for “Dog Peeing on Cancer Shirt” in Google and see that LumpyCards is where it’s at! Publishing and Trademarking this design back in 2013, ours is the original and best Dog Peeing on Cancer Shirt there is!