Funny Birthday Card



Oh, the dreaded breast exam! They’re worse when you have cancer, but make your friend laugh with this Funny Birthday Card for Women Cancer Patients! After all, laughter is the best medicine.

Front: For your birthday…

Inside: This is the doctor who’ll be performing your breast exam. Happy Birthday!

Inspiration for Funny Birthday Card for Women Cancer Patients:

This card was inspired by my mom when she was going through chemo, radiation and double mastectomy. She would say that she had shown her breasts to so many doctors, radiologists, and surgical nurses that she should come up with a stripper name. She joked once around the time of her birthday, that the least they could do was give her a hot doctor to do her breast exam. This one’s for you, mom!

Don’t think that sending this card to your friend is enough to show you care, even if you did fill it up with mushy gushy words of praise! You gotta put way more time and effort into helping if you really want to be a good cancer friend. Check out our article, 28 Ways to Show You Care, to find out how you can truly help.

Illustration by Maribel Diaz. ©2019 LumpyCards. All Rights Reserved.

A2 (4 1/4  x  5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.

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