Funny Breast Cancer Card
This Funny Breast Cancer Card boasts clean simplicity, with a touch of profane cancer humor. Cheer up your friend with breast cancer by giving her this card.
But don’t just sign and send!
If you really want to make her day, fill up the card with your own words of encouragement. This card is blank on the inside, so write about how you want to support her through this extremely difficult time, how you’ll be there for her when she needs to talk or cry or… vomit. Explain how you’d be happy to run errands, bring food, help with caring for the kids and even to do some chores! Better yet, don’t just offer, ask when would be a good time to do all these things, instead of asking if she’d like you to do them. Because believe me, when you’re going through cancer treatment, you don’t have the emotional or mental capacity to process the daily minutia, and if someone insists on helping out, it will mean the world to you!
Don’t forget a gift!
If your friend or family member is about to have or has just had a mastectomy or breast reconstruction, this Funny Breast Cancer Card is perfect for her! Don’t forget to get her some kind of gift to “celebrate” this bittersweet milestone in her cancer journey! She will have earned it! (hint, we’ve got tons of breast cancer-related swag, like shirts, totes, hats and more right her at LumpyCards!)
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A2 (4 1/4 x 5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.
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