Cancer, Another Fucking Growth Opportunity

$3.99

Description

This funny profane cancer greeting card is perfect for any cancer patient with a good sense of humor. It’s meant for all the times cancer patients have heard their friends say something similar to, “You’ll get past this, it will make you stronger, just think of it as a growth opportunity.” As an oncology nurse, I’ve heard so many people say things like this to my patients and to my mom when she was going through treatment. And let me tell you, it doesn’t help! So add a little humor to the mix with LumpyCards!

Writing on front: Cancer, AFGO (Another F*@%ING Growth Opportunity).

Blank inside so you can pour your heart out.

A2 (4 1/4  x  5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.

Don’t see the card design you’re looking for? Email lexi@lumpycards.com, describing what you want on your card, and I’ll do my best to design it for you, and add it to the website!

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