Cancer, Another Fucking Growth Opportunity



This funny profane cancer greeting card is perfect for any cancer patient with a good sense of humor. It’s meant for all the times cancer patients have heard their friends say something similar to, “You’ll get past this, it will make you stronger, just think of it as a growth opportunity.” As an oncology nurse, I’ve heard so many people say things like this to my patients and to my mom when she was going through treatment. And let me tell you, it doesn’t help! So add a little humor to the mix with LumpyCards!

Writing on front: Cancer, AFGO (Another F*@%ING Growth Opportunity).

Blank inside so you can pour your heart out.

4 x 5 1/4 matte greeting card. Includes white envelope. Printed in Los Angeles, California.

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