Profane Cancer Humor T-Shirt


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This Profane Cancer Humor T-Shirt gives just the comic relief needed from Cancer Land.

If I had a dime for every time I heard a well-intentioned friend or family member tell someone with cancer how it’s an opportunity for growth, or that “when so-and-so had cancer, they said it transformed them as a person and changed their life for the better.” Really, people?! As a daughter of a two-time breast cancer survivor, and an oncology nurse, I’ve heard things like this way too many times. Although these things may very be true for many people, it’s not a nice thing to hear when you’re in the trenches of chemotherapy. So of course, we made a joke out of it! This Profane Cancer Humor T-Shirt comes to your by request, from people loving its profane cancer tote bag and profane cancer greeting card counterparts so much.

Writing on front: Cancer, AFGO (Another F*@%ING Growth Opportunity).

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This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Brand: Bella + Canvas 3001

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6″ (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16″ (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7″ (96cm).

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