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This profane funny cancer card is the most realistic version of get well cards for cancer patients! Instead of a sappy, pastel sympathy card, alleviate some tension with an expression that cancer patients can relate to. And just for some fun food for thought, check out this article by Scientific American that says that swearing may serve an important function in relieving pain.

This card was inspired by my mom. On her sick days throughout chemo, radiation and surgery, this was her favorite expression. Crude, but real.

Blank inside so you can fill it up!

5 x 7 Greeting card, semi gloss cover, 14pt score. Includes white A7 envelope.

Don’t see the card design you’re looking for? Email lexi@lumpycards.com, describing what you want on your card, and I’ll do my best to design it for you, and add it to the website!

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