Chemo vs. Sex Life



This for-the-spouse funny cancer card was inspired by one of my patients, who would joke that just when she would finally be “in the mood” with her husband, she’d have a barfing attack from the chemo.

Cancer and it’s side effects may not be funny, but it helps to lift the spirits with some comic relief around the topic.  Don’t forget a bouquet of flowers and maybe a funny cancer shirt to go with it. While you’re at it, check out our blog, where you can read about how to best support your loved one.

Writing on front: SEX not happening

Writing on inside: just one of the many side effects the nurse doesn’t tell you about

*If you prefer the card to be blank on the inside, please say so in the order details. Will default to what we have more of in stock – blank or with writing.

A2 (4 1/4  x  5 1/2″) greeting card. Card stock is 100% recycled, 100% PCW. Envelope is 100% recycled, 50% PCW and certified by the Sustainable Forestry Initiative and the FSC. Made, printed and shipped with love by an oncology nurse.

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